Today I will dismantle part of the warlock son’s coven: the Parasite Squad.
But before that, let’s briefly revisit the Smile Parasite article.
Despite the clear disclaimer that this category is satirical — with events and characters being entirely imaginary — some of these imaginary beings still managed to feel deeply offended. Quite impressive, honestly.
They conveniently ignored the part where they psychologically attack people and instead zoomed in on a single, unforgivable sentence: “They use their tongue as an antenna.”
Priorities matter.
Out of my deep sense of responsibility toward my fictional characters, I hereby apologize for that sentence and kindly ask them to reflect on the psychological harm they inflict on others. Hopefully, they won’t respond by claiming that the cat ate their tongue.
Now, back to business.
As previously established, the warlock operates with a coven, which he uses to mentally eliminate competitors and inconvenient individuals. The parasites are merely one squad among many in his well-organized ecosystem of nonsense.
This particular squad was deployed with precision. Why? Because the warlock knew that a woman happened to like this individual. More specifically, she liked his smile and the fact that he meditates in nature — both clearly unacceptable behaviors.
Naturally, this could not be allowed to continue.
So the parasites were dispatched to ensure he would never smile freely again, never meditate in peace, and ideally watch the relationship die before it even had the audacity to exist.
Why this individual was targeted, and in whose favor this operation was executed, is something we’ll bring to light in another article.
Stay tuned. The coven hates that.
