What Are Meditation Parasites?
We all know what parasites are, meditation parasites are simply a more spiritually advanced version.
They feed on the energy of their targets during meditation and exist exclusively in the country of Mickey Mouse — a place where even inner peace is apparently a shared resource.
People usually go into nature to meditate, hoping to find calm, silence, and a brief break from humanity. Unfortunately, that peaceful energy is exactly what meditation parasites feed on. Peace, it turns out, is a buffet.
How to Identify Meditation Parasites?
Go into nature, sit down, close your eyes and maybe you play some relaxing music.
Then it starts, you feel movement around you.
If you went to meditate during the day, but somehow the sun suddenly disappears — not behind clouds, not behind trees, just… gone.
You don’t know what’s blocking it, but you can feel that the warmth is no longer reaching you.
Congratulations. Your energy is being harvested.
Meditation parasites need to get as close as possible to feed efficiently. Proximity improves absorption.
If you open your eyes, the parasite will immediately activate its superpower: human form.
It will pretend to be an innocent person simply lost his sense of directions — just coincidentally hovering inches away.
How to Get Rid of Them?
Once you catch them in action or politely ask, “Is everything okay?”, they will usually disappear.
They can’t risk being noticed. Exposure is bad for business.
As an alternative — or Plan B — keep insect spray in your bag. Use it generously.
It won’t kill them, but it will make them dizzy enough to retreat before losing consciousness.
And just like that, your meditation space is parasite-free again — at least until the next one senses peace and comes running.
