The Algorithm’s Favorite Game: The Savior and the Bad Cop
Before diving in, let’s start with the why. Why would any system — or as they like to call themselves, “guardians of peace and progress” —...
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Jen Sincero | Writer
This Category is a mockery, unrealistic, non-objective, and non-neutral, and any similarity between it and the reality is a trail of imagination.
Before diving in, let’s start with the why. Why would any system — or as they like to call themselves, “guardians of peace and progress” —...
A Satirical Glimpse Behind the Velvet Curtains of Power Morning Glory (and Glory to Themselves) The day begins early for the Elite, because managing billions requires...
Not talking about a medieval crown-and-moat situation here. Think less Arthur, more a guy who ran a kingdom of influence, assets, and very questionable life choices...
The game in the Country of Mickey Mouse is still running strong, and apparently it’s getting so entertaining that new players keep jumping in. So let’s...
The Never-Ending Circus The irresponsibles don’t know the meaning of “no.” Clear refusals, blunt rejections, even sentences screaming “fuck off altogether” – none of it penetrates...
Welcome to the country of Mickey Mouse, where the law is a prop, truth is negotiable, and the whole place is leased out as a playground...
In my last episode of “Friends You’d Rather Not Have”, I mentioned the fake friend. Well, allow me to roll out the red carpet and give...
Finally, Mickey Mouse decided to grace me with his royal attention. One private-number ring. Just once. No voicemail, no follow-up. Apparently, in Mickey’s kingdom, this is...
Welcome to the great adult playground, where not everyone with a beard or heels has a fully developed prefrontal cortex. Some folks’ emotional development took a...
They’ll bend over backwards to humiliate you — not because you’ve wronged them, but because your very existence pisses them off. It’s a special kind of...