The target, still naïve enough to think the police will enforce justice, decided to do the logical thing: complain about being illegally surveilled and stalked. You know, a normal citizen reporting a crime.
The police, in all their wisdom, replied with the line of the century: “find him yourself.”
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Next time someone reports a robbery, maybe they should be told: “catch the thief yourself, Sherlock.” Why waste taxpayer money on investigations when you can outsource it to the victim?
Excuses, Excuses Everywhere
Being a patient soul, the target gave them the benefit of doubt. Maybe the police knew something he didn’t. Maybe it would all make sense eventually. Wrong. As usual.
Because soon, inside his own home, he found the jackpot: two advanced cameras and microphones. Tools so advanced they practically had a “Property of Police Department” sticker on them.
And the target, still kind enough to invent excuses for his tormentors, thought:
- Maybe they installed them for my protection.
- Maybe they suspect I’m a bad person.
But then reality struck with the hardest punch: what in the holy constitution would a camera in the toilet protect me from? Toilet terrorists? The suspicious way people sit on the seat?
Excuses flushed down the drain.
The Great Vanishing Act
And as soon as the discovery was made, the cameras magically turned off. No knock on the door, no official statement. Just silence.
Because nothing says “innocent investigation” like scrambling to hide the evidence once you’re caught.
The message was loud and clear: “When you came to us asking for justice, we quietly recast you as the criminal.” Bravo. Truly an Oscar-worthy performance in role reversal.
Police: Guardians or Gamblers?
Innocent people should feel safer when they see the police. Instead, the target felt like prey. The ones sworn to protect him were too busy staging a surveillance talent show.
Why follow the law when you can play your own private games? Why protect citizens when you can humiliate them with spy gear in their bathroom?
And the big question remains: Who exactly benefits from all this? Because it’s certainly not the constitution they pretend to serve.
The White Square Move
Finally, the target decided to make a bold move: he reached out to the White Square Organization. At least these people might actually care. At least they don’t hand out “find him yourself” as a customer-service slogan.
Whether they’ll help or not remains to be seen. But one thing is certain: the irresponsibles are still at the table, rolling dice with people’s lives, pretending it’s all just another harmless game.
And as always, the target has made it clear: no matter how many times they try to bury him, he will stand back up—taller, sharper, and with receipts.
