Introduction:
Welcome, If you’ve ever felt the burden of thinking for yourself or making your own choices, worry no more! This guide is designed to ensure you achieve the highest level of integration with minimal effort. Just follow these simple rules, and you’ll be the perfect little good boy in no time.
Rule #1: Disrespect Is a Gift – Accept It Gratefully
When we hand you disrespect, do not hesitate—take it with both hands! Returning it would be an insult to our generosity. You wouldn’t want to offend us now, would you?
Rule #2: Manipulation = Love
If we manipulate you, it’s pure, selfless love! Be thankful. In fact, you should ask for more. After all, What would any human want more than love?
Rule #3: Control Over Your Own Life? Adorable.
So, you want control over your own life? That’s cute. We all have dreams, this is just one of those wishes that will never come true. But hey, don’t stop dreaming—it keeps you occupied.
Rule #4: The Forbidden Why? Absolutely Not.
Never—and we mean NEVER—ask a question that starts with ‘why.’ Doing so invites the devil, and you wouldn’t want that, right? Stay clueless.
Rule #5: Accountability? That’s a You Problem.
Accountability is a mystical concept. If you make a mistake? Apologize. If we make a mistake? Forget it happened. This is just the natural order of things.
Rule #6: Respond to the Signals.
We summon, you come. We dismiss, you leave. No questions, no resistance. It’s Common sense!
Rule #7: Truth Is What We Say It Is.
Forget facts, logic, or personal experience. The truth is whatever we decide it is. And a small piece of advice? Do not question it. Ever.
Rule #8: Your Heart is our property!
We will break your heart—that’s a given. But don’t worry! We will graciously send someone to fix it. After all, if we don’t put it back together, how else can we break it again?
Rule #9: Follow, Follow, Follow!
Do you honestly believe your brain is capable of independent thought? Ha! That’s adorable. Your best bet? Follow us. Then follow some more. Then keep following.
Final Thoughts:
Congratulations! You are now fully equipped to be the perfect little good boy. Just remember: obedience is key, questioning is dangerous, and your own will is an unnecessary burden. Now go forth and be the best follower you can be!
