The Room
In a glass room sits a group of people. Not just any people—these are the greats of Mickey Mouse Land.
And the glass? Oh, it’s not there for transparency. That would be illegal here.
It’s there to symbolize fragility—because one strong opinion might shatter the entire room… along with their egos.
Introduction to the Characters:
The Plastic King:
Lost money, reputation, and—out of sheer loyalty—his dignity when he snitched on his own friends to the police. A true leader.
Mickey Mouse:
The living embodiment of hypocrisy. Not only does he practice it—he patented it and now exports it globally from Mickey Mouse Land.
The Evil Witch:
Star of her own hit cartoon, “Alice in Mickey Mouse Land.” Best friend of “You Know Who,” which already tells you everything you need to know.
The Golden Boy:
Shiny on the outside, empty on the inside. Speaks a lot, says nothing, achieves less.
The Dummy Warlock:
Lost all his money gambling and is now preparing for his next big adventure: prison.
The Meeting Scene
The Plastic King opens the meeting like a man who has lost everything except the audacity to speak:
“An individual has won a lot of money… our money. Time to test him. We need to make sure he can keep it. We don’t want to lose our money to another loser like us.”
The Dummy Warlock jumps in, emotionally invested for obvious reasons:
“Yes, I lost all my money to him. I must make sure the money I lost doesn’t get lost again to someone else. That would be… irresponsible.”
Mickey Mouse raises his hand, suddenly allergic to accountability:
“I don’t want to be part of this. Do whatever you want, but leave me out of it. Unlike you, I have a reputation I pretend to care about.”
The Golden Boy, glowing with useless confidence, offers a solution:
“Boss, no need to worry. We’ll hire someone else to test him in your name. You won’t be seen.”
Mickey Mouse nods slowly:
“See, your ideas are always shiny… and somehow still useless. Anyway, if I get caught, I’ll just deny everything. It has worked so far.”
The Evil Witch, already regretting attending, steps in:
“Mickey, get your ducks in a row. We have to test him. At least until we figure out how to take the money back.”
Mickey snaps instantly—because accountability burns:
“You don’t get to talk to me like that! This is all your fault. If even one of your spells worked, we wouldn’t be in this situation.”
The Evil Witch exhales deeply—the kind of exhale that carries years of poor decision-making:
“They don’t work, you say?”
Mickey clears his throat, suddenly fascinated by the floor:
“Let’s just… do the test. There’s no other option.”
The Plastic King claps his hands like a man pretending to be in control:
“The operations room is ready. Let’s proceed.”
Exit Scene
The Golden Boy and the Dummy Warlock race each other to open the door for their “bosses,” competing for the prestigious title of Most Obedient Decoration.
Meanwhile, the bosses—overwhelmed by courage—suddenly develop emergency diarrhea and sprint toward the nearest toilets.
A meeting of great minds… successfully concluded.
