Entrance Scene
The Dummy Warlock and the Golden Boy, fueled by blind enthusiasm and zero awareness, rush to their seats. They plug cables into the backs of their heads like seasoned professionals of bad decisions and enter “the matrix.”
Meanwhile, Mickey Mouse, the Plastic King, and the Evil Witch huddle together, whispering like children who just realized the game might expose them:
“Let’s… think this through.”
The Main Scene
Mickey Mouse, suddenly developing wisdom out of nowhere:
“I’m not testing him anymore. These two are dragging us straight into a disaster.”
(Points dramatically at the Golden Boy and the Dummy Warlock, who are too busy being useless to notice.)
The Plastic King nods, relieved to finally agree with something that requires no courage:
“I was about to say the same thing. Let’s just watch what happens… and clear our names if necessary. As always.”
The Evil Witch, pivoting faster than logic itself:
“I don’t want to attack him either. In fact… I was thinking of proposing to him. Yes, he’s married. Yes, I’m married. But honestly, what’s one more bad decision?”
The Plastic King, inspired by this new wave of strategic nonsense:
“I was actually considering transferring everything I own into his name. He already proved he can تحمل more than all of us combined.”
Mickey Mouse, now fully committed to emotional chaos:
“See? You all love him. And I love him too. I consider him a son. So why don’t we just tell him that? What are we waiting for—logic?”
End Scene
Mickey Mouse suddenly remembers he has authority and uses it in the most productive way possible:
He kicks the QA out.
“Last time I used you, you brought me problems. Get out.”
Then, channeling borrowed confidence, he adds:
“You no longer have business here.”
Everyone takes their seats.
Not to plan. Not to think.
But to prepare for the grand finale:
a coordinated, strategic, absolutely sincere… love bombing.
