Hello, my imaginary friends. Today, we want to drop another bomb about the cults in Mickey Mouse Land.
Recently, we learned that the Hog got arrested because he was caught on camera delivering a huge amount of drugs. We hope the news is correct and wish that this is the start of cleaning up the rest of the so-called leaders in Mickey Mouse Land. Because nothing says “justice” like one arrest solving decades of systemic corruption. Problem solved.
But the cult did not get dismantled. Instead, the Hog’s half-sister took over the leadership. Yes, we know the Minister of the Interior claims he has only one son, but the truth is he also has a daughter from another woman. Shocking, I know. A politician with a secret family. Truly, this has never happened before in the history of politics.
Since she is a redhead, let’s call her the Ginger Witch. The Ginger Witch knew about the dirty work of her father and half-brother, and she has information that could help the authorities—if they ever decide to care enough to investigate her. Which, based on their track record, seems about as likely as the Hog opening a rehab center.
She has also taken the wheel to attack the individual after her half-brother, the Hog, got arrested. Because when one family member goes to prison for drug trafficking, the natural succession plan is apparently to double down on the harassment.
As with every other so-called leader in Mickey Mouse Land, she says one thing in public and does the exact opposite in the shadows. She told the individual that she needs his help to make the cult better and even stop drug dealing, while in secret she ganged up with the Plastic King and his wife to attack the individual. Nothing builds trust quite like a peace offering wrapped around a knife.
One scheme was to create disorder in the individual’s hometown by trying to turn the Muslims against him and even against each others, telling them he is not a Muslim and provoking the individual to say anything that could be used against him by the Muslims. Because if there’s one thing religious communities love, it’s being used as pawns in a family cult’s petty revenge plot.
Another scheme was to make the Christians hate him by telling them he wants to marry a Christian woman while he is Muslim. They knew that such an act would not only discredit the individual but could even create a small civil war in the individual’s country. How thoughtful of them to aim for something so modest and community-oriented.
Luckily for the individual, neither the Muslims nor the Christians fell for their scheme. Apparently, people in developing countries have more awareness than many people born and raised in advanced countries. Who would have thought that lived experience and street smarts beat out whatever passes for education in the air-conditioned halls of Mickey Mouse Land?
The masters of delusion and manipulation in Mickey Mouse Land—the ones who created a delusion around the people of Mickey Mouse Land—failed to do the same in the individual’s hometown. And we hope they keep failing until the rest of them get arrested. Fingers crossed, but not holding our breath.
The irony of fate is this: when the so-called leaders decided to show the individual naked so the people would see his flaws and mistakes, the people found something authentic and real. But when the individual showed the leaders naked, the people saw a nightmare. Turns out, authenticity ages better than corruption. Who knew?
Leaders play politics and secretly have children on the side—like the Minister of the Interior—or have a relationship with a woman in public and another one with a man in private, like Alice. Because consistency is for the little people.
These are the leaders who lead cults they use to control the people of Mickey Mouse Land by intimidation. They have even convinced the people that this is their culture, and that abandoning it would be a great shame. Yes, nothing says “cultural heritage” like being bullied into obedience by drug-dealing human traffickers.
These same leaders deal in drugs, human trafficking, exploiting children, and selling weapons to militias—and they call it the Order of Heavens. Because apparently, even heaven needs a rebrand these days.
