A. Elbshry - Personal Blog

In my last episode of “Friends You’d Rather Not Have”, I mentioned the fake friend. Well, allow me to roll out the red carpet and give...

Finally, Mickey Mouse decided to grace me with his royal attention. One private-number ring. Just once. No voicemail, no follow-up. Apparently, in Mickey’s kingdom, this is...

Welcome to the great adult playground, where not everyone with a beard or heels has a fully developed prefrontal cortex. Some folks’ emotional development took a...

They’ll bend over backwards to humiliate you — not because you’ve wronged them, but because your very existence pisses them off. It’s a special kind of...

Step right up, you imperfect dummy! If you’ve ever dreamed of living in your own personal fantasy world, disconnected from reality yet full of meaning (to...

This article is not for everyone—and it doesn’t need to be. Some may misunderstand it, others might reject it outright. But there are people out there...

So… the Devil slides into your DMs—metaphorically or otherwise—and says, “Join me, we’ll have power, chaos, free Wi-Fi.” You don’t say no. Not yet. That’s not...