Actors in Play: Enablers, Influencers, and the Puppet Master pulling the strings.
Target: The Poor Soul, whose only crime is existing outside the script.
The Crime: Daring to be a walking proof that life can be lived another way.
Worst-Case Scenario: He loses the ability to tell the difference between fact and fiction.
Best-Case Scenario: He starts wandering the streets proclaiming divine status.
The Grand Plan: Spiritual Bait-and-Switch
Since subtlety is overrated, the operation had to be as mystical as possible. The poor soul was already noticing weird coincidences and synchronicities (read what synchronicities mean in psychology), so why not crank it up to divine intervention levels?
Step 1: Make Him See the Signs
Influencer 1: “If you see the angel number ‘bla bla,’ it’s a sign from the Divine!”
The next day—boom! Enabler 1 casually strolls by with a tattoo of that exact number.
Day after that? Enabler 2 parades around making sure the poor soul sees it again.
Influencer 2: “If you see this symbol, it’s not a coincidence! It’s a message from God!”
And, surprise, surprise, it’s the exact tattoo Enabler 2 just flashed.
Step 2: Sprinkle Some Ancient Mysticism
Enabler 3 now appears, sporting symbols from an ancient culture as if they just time-traveled straight out of a lost civilization.
Cue Influencer 3: “You’re seeing signs from ancient gods! That’s because you’re an ancient spirit. You’ve lived among humans for thousands of years. Now you’ve been sent back to save them.”
And for the grand finale—
Influencer 4: “This video didn’t find you by accident. It’s divine intervention. Remember who you are!”
(A slow clap for the effort.)
The Unexpected Plot Twist
The Puppet Master must have felt real clever—except for one small issue.
The poor soul wasn’t buying it.
Instead of falling for the cosmic breadcrumbs, he—
✔️ Used the artificial synchronicities as data.
✔️ Observed, analyzed, and took notes.
✔️ Decided to ‘bite the bait’—not because he believed it, but to watch their reaction.
And just like that—the Puppet Master slipped.
Once exposed, the poor soul did what any reasonable person would do—clapped his hands in admiration of the effort, then immediately lost interest and moved on.
Because let’s be honest—if divine enlightenment requires an entire marketing campaign, it might just be one big sales pitch.
Moral of the Story
Just because something looks like a sign, doesn’t mean it’s divine intervention—sometimes, it’s just a really persistent marketing strategy. If the universe is trying too hard to convince you of something, maybe it’s not the universe at all.
