A Satirical Glimpse Behind the Velvet Curtains of Power
Morning Glory (and Glory to Themselves)
The day begins early for the Elite, because managing billions requires effort — mostly the effort of calling people who actually do the work. They check their portfolios while sipping imported coffee that costs more than your monthly rent.
Meanwhile, the politicians clock in at their taxpayer-funded offices to do what they do best: making sure the people stay exactly where they belong — confused, divided, and obedient. They sign papers they don’t understand, hold meetings about meetings, and proudly deliver statements written by their PR interns.
Afternoon Storm (aka “How Dare You Think?”)
By noon, both teams are fully warmed up. Time to find today’s “rebel.”
It could be a journalist who asked a question, a worker who refused a bribe, or simply a citizen who used logic — a dangerous weapon in their world.
The gates of hell open wide.
They unleash psychological warfare like it’s a team sport — smear campaigns, fake narratives, whispered rumors. They recruit the target’s friends, neighbors, and maybe even their dog. And if that doesn’t work, they do what they do best — cancel him from existence: no job, no platform, no peace.
Because nothing says “freedom and democracy” like destroying someone for using their brain.
Evening Serenity (or What They Call “Democracy in Action”)
After a long day of chaos, the Elite and the politicians gather again — not in parliament or boardrooms, but around a table made of guilt and gold.
They dine, laugh, and clink their crystal glasses as one big, happy, dysfunctional family.
The politicians sigh dramatically, “The economy’s struggling again… everything’s collapsing!”
The Elite nod, pretending to care. “Yes, yes. What we need are fresh minds… innovators… critical thinkers!”
Then, after a long sip of their €900 wine, they both burst into synchronized laughter.
“Oh, if only we could find such people!”
Moral of the Story:
They won’t — because they spent the afternoon making sure those people never see the light of day.
