We apologize for such an inappropriate title. But if it’s the truth, then it is what it is.
The Plastic King has a minor daughter—between 13 and 15 years old. Recently, after learning that the individual would receive compensation from Mickey Mouse Land, and since he had lost all his own money and other people’s money gambling, he decided to offer his minor daughter to the individual in marriage. Because when you’re a desperate gambler with a bankruptcy problem, apparently the logical next move is to check your daughter’s availability. Very progressive. Very fatherly.
Yes—a so-called leader from an advanced country, a leader who claims he is the spoken word of God on earth, wants to give his minor daughter to someone rich in exchange for money. Nothing says “divine representative” quite like pimping out your underage child to cover your losses. Truly, the moral bar is somewhere in the Earth’s mantle at this point.
We will not elaborate further because of the sensitivity of the topic. But we should mention that the Plastic King was missing for the last few days.
Some thought he had fled the country, but apparently he was hiding in a bunker. It could be because he felt he was being watched, or because the entity he serves asked him to disappear—but we do not know for sure. Though one does wonder: if you’re the spoken word of God, why are you cowering in a hole?
What we do know is that the Plastic King is clever, and the authorities have not managed to catch him selling drugs yet. This is because the entity that helps him is so fast in updating him with the latest information that he can always stay a step ahead. It’s almost impressive how efficiently evil gets its intel these days.
