As we mentioned before, the individual left Mickey Mouse Land because of the constant attacks from various cults—attacks that, according to him, were met with remarkable silence from the government.
One might think that leaving the country would bring some peace and quiet.
Apparently, Mickey Mouse Land offers an international delivery service.
The Game Goes Abroad
When the individual arrived in his hometown, he believed he had started a new chapter.
He was right.
Unfortunately, it was another chapter of the same book.
According to the individual, the government and the cults followed him there. With support from people in his hometown, they allegedly gathered a crowd made up of both local participants and familiar faces from Mickey Mouse Land.
The cult members, according to the individual, had a specific mission:
Plant doubt.
Spread rumors.
Damage his reputation.
That particular adventure deserves its own article, because apparently every great scheme requires a public relations department.
The Proxy Warriors
Now let us talk about the role of Mickey Mouse.
The bright and honorable figure allegedly decided that directly attacking the individual was unnecessary.
Instead, he reportedly chose a more sophisticated strategy:
Find a neighbor.
Find a relative.
Encourage them to do the job instead.
According to the individual, they were promised money and protection.
Faced with such an offer, they apparently did not hesitate to attack and bully the individual online.
It was a brilliant plan.
Why get your own hands dirty when you can rent someone else’s?
The strategy worked perfectly…
right up until the attackers were noticed, identified, and the whole operation collapsed like a cheap tent in a strong breeze.
The Ego and the Law
According to the individual, Mickey Mouse believed that attacking him through proxies would keep him safely in the shadows while allowing him to enjoy the sight of the individual being humiliated by his own people.
One can almost picture him sitting comfortably somewhere, convinced that he had discovered the perfect crime.
There is only one small problem with the plan.
The law tends to be unimpressed by creative outsourcing.
Inciting or encouraging harassment may satisfy someone’s ego, but it does not magically stop being wrongdoing simply because someone else did the typing.
The individual believes that the entire episode says more about his opponents than it does about him.
After all, if your grand strategy requires recruiting neighbors and relatives to bully someone on your behalf, perhaps the problem is not your target.
Perhaps it is your strategy.
And perhaps it is time to find a new hobby.
