A Well-Organized Farm
A farm of pigs, led by a hog.
A very talented group, by the way. Their skill set includes smear campaigns, slander, witchcraft, and character assassination—a well-rounded portfolio for anyone interested in modern “farming.”
Together, they planned to take down one individual.
How?
By doing what they do best:
no rules, no limits, and the lower the hit, the better.
Repeating Failure with Confidence
After trying everything in the book—and then trying it all again, just to be sure—they still failed.
Consistency, however, is admirable.
They intimidated every woman who agreed to be with the individual—unless, of course, she agreed to join their mission.
And those who refused to be part of the team?
They were treated to the same generous package: humiliation and attacks, identical to what the individual received.
Fairness is important, after all.
When Plans Get… Personal
When intimidation did not work, the hog took a more… hands-on approach.
He slept with the very woman he was supposed to introduce to the individual, then showed up smirking—proudly narrating the story as if he had just invented life itself from scratch.
But really, can you blame a hog for behaving like a hog?
That would be asking too much from the farm’s leadership.
Upgrading to Artificial Intelligence
When that brilliant strategy also failed, the hog decided it was time to innovate.
He rented an AI pig from a “high tier,” summoned through what we can only assume were very advanced witchy rituals.
This AI pig came with impressive features:
- It knows everything, at any moment
- It knows what people are thinking—even if they never say it
- It sets the perfect trap at the perfect time
Naturally, this worked for a while.
After all, it is difficult to outperform something that allegedly knows what you and everyone else are thinking.
Precision Manipulation
The AI pig knew exactly how to twist facts to serve its purpose.
More importantly, it knew when to say them—so they would land perfectly on the right people at the right time.
A masterclass in manipulation.
Because clearly, basic lying was no longer enough.
The Master Plan
But even that was not enough for the hog.
So he came up with another “master plan.”
He would use the individual himself to take down the Plastic King.
How?
By feeding the individual false information, hoping he would repeat it as truth—allowing the lie to spread naturally.
Efficient. Lazy. Classic.
The Quality of the Lies
And what was this groundbreaking piece of misinformation?
The hog told the individual that the Plastic King was slowly killing his own father to inherit from him.
Once again, expectations were met.
Because, truly, you cannot blame a hog for being a hog.
Two Simple Questions
At this point, only two questions remain:
Why are there still pigs following him while he is clearly leading them to the slaughterhouse?
And why are there still people willing to listen and believe his lies?
A Final Thought
As Harriet Tubman is often quoted:
“I freed a thousand slaves, and I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves.”
It seems the farm is still… fully occupied.
