We have written before about the Hog’s cult and the Plastic King’s cult. As bad as they are, compared to the Dark Triad, they are merely students. Yes, the drug-dealing bunker-hider and the arms-selling gambler are just the JV team now. The bar keeps lowering, and somehow, they still trip over it.
This imaginary triad has three leaders. Each of them is a pillar, and each of them worships a dark entity. The leaders are Alice, Mr. Blue, and Mr. Wing. Together, they have formed an alliance to be more powerful and effective. Because nothing says “stable leadership” like a triple threat of entity-worshipping narcissists pooling their resources.
That’s why they have created a political party that claims to want secure borders, better life conditions, and cultural protection. Their true goal, however, is reviving the IZAN project. Because every fascist needs a rebrand and a snappy acronym.
The Dark Triad does not want secure borders because they transport drugs through these borders into the country. They use famous automobile brands—companies that normally transport parts through borders for car manufacturing—as a cover to get drugs into and out of the country whenever they need. So they want “secure borders” in the same way a shoplifter wants “secure exits”: strictly one-way, and only for them.
What they actually mean by “secure borders” is forbidding foreigners and asylum seekers from entering the country. They believe these people have no place in their country, that they destroy the so-called culture, and make the cities look bad. Because nothing ruins a city’s aesthetic quite like people fleeing for their lives. The horror.
The Dark Triad also does not want better life conditions for everyone, because they work in human trafficking and child exploitation. What they want is better life conditions for those who still believe in IZAN. It’s a very exclusive membership program. The perks include survival, and the entry fee is your conscience.
The Dark Triad does not want to protect the culture. They want to remove anyone from a different culture from the country and keep only those who agree to adapt to values they don’t actually believe in as second-degree citizens, to serve the race of the superior breed: IZAN. It’s not cultural preservation; it’s a customer service hotline for a master race, and everyone else is on hold indefinitely.
After the fall of the Hog’s cult and the entity they worship, the Dark Triad is trying to find a way to replace it. But instead of having one dark entity that is evil, they will bring three dark entities, each one even darker and more evil. Because apparently, the solution to one defeated demon is a bulk order. Very cost-effective. Very efficient. Very Mickey Mouse Land.
