The Price of Loyalty
As we mentioned before, the Plastic King was very interested in stopping the individual from exposing the Dummy Warlock.
The reason was simple: the Plastic King needed the Warlock’s minister father for his work.
Now, one might reasonably ask what kind of work requires someone to cover up drug dealing in order to maintain a useful relationship.
That question, dear reader, we will politely leave to your imagination.
A Small Detail About the Drugs
To understand the scale of the situation, it is worth mentioning one small detail.
The drugs in question are responsible for killing between 2,000 and 3,000 people every year in the land of Mickey Mouse alone.
But apparently, some professional relationships are simply too valuable to interrupt with inconvenient moral concerns.
Loyalty: A One-Way Street
Interestingly, the loyalty between the Plastic King and the Dummy Warlock was not exactly mutual.
While the Plastic King was busy protecting the Warlock, the Dummy Warlock had his own little hobby: pretending to be the Plastic King while sending the individual misinformation.
The goal was simple—make the messages look like they were coming from the king himself.
Why would he do that?
Because the Dummy Warlock also wanted the king taken down. After all, there is not much difference between the Dummy Warlock and the Pig when it comes to strategic ambition.
In Mickey Mouse Land, betrayal is apparently considered a normal networking strategy.
Ruining Reputations as a Team Activity
Returning to the main story, the Plastic King did not merely stand by and observe events.
He actively contributed—through complicity—to ruining the individual’s reputation.
And not only the individual’s reputation.
He also played a role in damaging the reputation of a woman who happened to be a friend of the individual.
The method was simple: support the rumor that the individual had slept with her—even though she was married.
No evidence.
No verification.
Just a rumor doing its professional job.
The Plastic King did not merely watch the rumor spread.
He believed it and acted as if it were established truth.
Evidence Is Optional
But of course, why would anyone ask for evidence when the rumor conveniently supports the narrative they want to build?
Even after the individual denied the accusation, there was still no attempt to compensate the woman whose reputation had been dragged through the mud.
One might expect the celebrated Good-Doer of Mickey Mouse Land to correct such an error.
But apparently, moral corrections are not included in the job description.
Why not?
Perhaps you already have the answer.
The Dummy Warlock’s Brilliant Solution
And now for a small but entertaining detail about the Dummy Warlock.
After helping spread the rumor, what do you think he did to correct his mistake?
Take a moment before answering.
Remember: he is both a dummy and remarkably persistent in making a fool of himself.
What Comes Next
In the next article, we will explore something even more fascinating:
How the Plastic King managed to cover for human trafficking.
Until next time.
