Two Heroes, One Pair of Underwear
As we already know, the Golden Boy shares a very special bond with the Dummy Warlock. In fact, their relationship is so close that one might say they share the same pair of underwear—metaphorically speaking, of course. At least we hope so.
Naturally, such proximity leads to creative inspiration.
So when the Golden Boy learned that the Dummy Warlock had boldly claimed that he slept with the woman he supposedly represents, the Golden Boy decided to borrow the idea, with a slight modification.
A Romantic Strategy for the Brave… but Not Too Brave
The Golden Boy could not simply repeat the same claim. That would be risky.
You see, the woman in question is not exactly the fragile type. She is more the kind of person who might respond to such claims by kicking him into the next calendar year.
So the Golden Boy chose the safer approach.
Instead of claiming he slept with her, he would claim that he likes her. Perhaps he would even claim that he is flirting with her. A bold strategy—yet carefully calibrated to avoid immediate physical consequences.
Borrowing the Dummy Warlock’s Keyboard
Unfortunately, courage has its limits.
The Golden Boy was far too shy to tell the individual himself. So he asked the Dummy Warlock to write to the individual while he sat there watching, like a proud director supervising a very low-budget production.
When the individual read the message, his first reaction was disappointment—not outrage, just disappointment. The idea lacked creativity.
However, since children are beloved by God, the individual decided not to crush the Golden Boy’s delicate spirit. Instead, he kindly replied:
“As long as she agrees, go for it.”
First Love: A Dramatic Experience
At that point, the Golden Boy took the keyboard back from the Dummy Warlock and began expressing the intense emotions of a boy experiencing love for the very first time.
“Stop saying that.”
“Do not joke.”
The individual did not need to see his face to know what was happening. The cheeks were surely red, the emotions overflowing, and the heart racing like a teenager at his first school dance.
Out of kindness, the individual once again offered him a safe emotional space to process these powerful feelings.
The Imaginary Relationship
After that day, the individual never heard about the topic again.
Which was expected.
Apparently, the Golden Boy’s brain could not develop a satisfying ending for his imaginary relationship—for reasons that, of course, have absolutely nothing to do with his intellectual level.
Pure coincidence.
A Polite Request for Humiliation
After this and several other low-budget performances, the Golden Boy became increasingly desperate to humiliate the individual.
But he remained polite about it.
“Can I make a joke about you?”
“My followers will not see me as a leader again… please?”
It was exactly like a child begging his father to take him to the park during school hours.
In the plastic kingdom, leadership clearly comes with its own… unique standards.
