A Quick Reminder for the Audience
First, let me refresh your memory. I introduced the warlock’s son earlier.
If you’ve been following these imaginary chronicles, you’ll know that I’ve been writing these imaginary stories for more than a year now. During this time, an impressive amount of imaginary corruption has been exposed — and yet, remarkably, not a single imaginary authority has taken any imaginary action.
On the contrary, the plot thickens. I recently discovered that some imaginary authority figures might actually be playing roles in the game themselves like the Golden Boy.
Even the few characters who did get caught were exposed by imaginary foreign authorities, not by the ever-vigilant authorities of Mickey Mouse Land.
Still, despite the breathtaking level of imaginary hopelessness, I will continue writing my imaginary stories until the imaginary authorities finally decide to take some very real action.
Meet the Dummy Warlock
Now, let’s talk about today’s star of the show:
The dummy and spoiled warlock, also known as the warlock’s son.
This is a man who apparently never heard the word “no” during childhood. As a result, he grew up with the firm belief that he can obtain anything he wants simply by demanding it loudly enough.
Naturally, this produced a delightful false sense of superiority, which in his mind translates into the right to tell everyone else what to do and how to do it.
The Cult of Borrowed Brains
Our spoiled warlock also leads a charming little cult. His followers obey him faithfully, which does wonders for feeding his already inflated ego.
By now it should be obvious that not everyone enjoys the burden of using their own brain. Some people prefer to hand it over to someone else and let them do the thinking.
Occasionally, when it becomes painfully obvious that their chosen leader is using them for the wrong reasons, a few individuals politely take their brains back and leave.
Others, however, prefer a different strategy. Instead of reclaiming their brain, they simply turn a blind eye to all the nonsense their leader has done — and continues to do — and heroically label this behavior “loyalty.”
A Leadership Problem
That said, our warlock will most likely struggle to continue his leadership career for much longer.
Why?
Because he will probably end up in jail.
(No thanks, of course, to the authorities of Mickey Mouse Land.)
The Business of Darkness
You see, the warlock has been dealing in drugs. For a long time he believed he could operate safely in the shadows.
And to be fair, he did operate in the dark…
right up until the moment when he didn’t.
His exposure began when he targeted a particular individual — something he apparently does as part of his daily routine. To him, it was just another ordinary task.
When the Hunter Becomes the Hunted
Unfortunately for him, this individual turned out to be different.
Different enough to make the hunter become the hunted.
Different enough that the story may end not only with the warlock in jail, but also with everything he built collapsing along the way.
In the next parts of the story, I will explain how all of this unfolded.
Stay tuned.
