Introduction
Let me begin with a small clarification regarding a previous article I generously deleted. In that article, I referred to the minister’s son as “the golden boy.” Unfortunately, it turns out that this title is already reserved for a different mediocre cartoon character—one I will dismantle on another day. To avoid brand confusion, trademark disputes, and unnecessary lawsuits from imaginary studios, the article had to go.
Now that housekeeping is done, let’s continue.
The Minister of Crime
The minister works for the government of Mickey Mouse Country every morning, faithfully serving the public with a smile and a suit. In the afternoon, however, he shifts gears and clocks in for his second job: collaborating with a multinational cabal. Work–life balance is important.
He has only one son, and naturally, the boy follows in his father’s footsteps. Nepotism isn’t corruption—it’s tradition.
To the public, they are refined, respectable, and highly educated pillars of society. In the shadows, they dabble in human trafficking, drugs, and the exploitation of children. Diversity of income streams is key in today’s economy.
Coven in the Capital
They also maintain a coven in the capital—because every serious criminal enterprise needs an occult division. This coven serves many purposes, one of which is the psychological demolition of individuals. No bruises, no evidence, just a slow, elegant mental collapse.
The targeted individual could be anyone who threatens their image, power, or influence. How this process works will be explained in a future article, once you’ve emotionally recovered from this one.
Their rise to power allegedly involved sacrificing children to dark entities in exchange for valuable information about competitors. Naturally, this sounds unbelievable—especially to people who don’t believe in God, the devil, or consequences. Which is exactly the demographic they rely on.
The Warlock Son
As for the son: I didn’t connect him to the puzzle until a few months ago. Turns out, he is an enterprise-grade warlock, promoted through fear, intimidation, and excellent attendance. He leads psychological attacks on innocent individuals while presenting himself as the community’s savior. A classic dual-brand strategy.
After informing Mickey Mouse himself about the situation, I was assured that justice would prevail and arrests would follow shortly. For reasons that remain mysterious—and definitely not political—the case is still “in progress.”
Since progress appears to be moving at the speed of a cartoon snail, I decided to do what any responsible citizen would do: start exposing the system myself.
This was only the introduction.
More articles are coming.
And they will explain exactly how things work behind the scenes—magic, bureaucracy, and all.
Stay tuned.
