Because why let two adults talk when an entire village can interfere?
Welcome to the magical world of triangulation—where a simple romance attempt becomes a group project, complete with gossip committees, fear consultants, and part-time rumor specialists masquerading as authorities.
It all begins with one announcement:
A man is looking for a woman, and she might even get some money out of it!
Instantly, the community lights up. Women get curious. Gossipers sharpen their tongues. And the authority—apparently bored—join the entertainment by whispering threats disguised as “concerns.”
Congratulations: the triangle is now fully assembled.
Step 1: Attraction (The Bait)
A few women show interest. Perfect. This gives the community a reason to gather around like spectators at a circus. The man approaches someone?
Wonderful. Show begins.
Step 2: Sabotage (The Arts and Crafts Portion)
As soon as the man gets close to a woman, the gossipers activate like malfunctioning smoke alarms.
“He’s weird.”
“He’s dangerous.”
“He breathes too confidently.”
Everything he does gets reinterpreted. If he smiles—red flag. If he doesn’t—bigger red flag.
The authority chime in with their own rumors, because nothing reinforces nonsense like a badge.
Step 3: The Pull-Back (The Predictable Finale)
Under this pressure, the woman withdraws. Of course she does. Who wants to date a man when the whole community acts like she’s joining a cult?
And then the best part happens: they blame him.
“See? Women keep running away. He’s the problem.”
Yes, the sabotage they engineered becomes the proof for their invented theory.
Triangulation deluxe.
Step 4: Congratulations, You’re Now the Villain
The man becomes the official community mascot for “don’t be like this guy.”
Facts don’t matter.
Context doesn’t matter.
Reality retired a long time ago.
The only thing that matters is that the triangle stays alive—because without conflict, some people might actually have to find hobbies.
In Summary
What could have been a normal connection becomes a full social drama produced by people who can’t mind their own business. That’s triangulation: why settle for honesty when you can involve the whole village?
