Ah yes, the Country of Mickey Mouse — where grown humans cosplay as leaders, strutting around with unearned authority like they’re auditioning for royalty in a low-budget fairy tale. They were “assigned” to help the nation grow, but somehow ended up helping only themselves.
Delegating Responsibility: Their True National Sport
Instead of doing the job written in their contracts, they outsource it to thin air and spend their time playing illegal shadow-games under the protective umbrella of their politician buddies.
Public service? Never heard of it.
Choosing a Target: The Talent They Actually Have
Their favorite hobby is picking a foreigner lives in the country, stuffing him into a “game” he never applied for, and — surprise — not even telling him he’s playing.
Why? Because according to their “advanced psychological algorithms” (aka office gossip), 99% of people collapse. So why not?
It saves them money, feeds their narcissism, and gives them front-row seats to someone else’s downfall. Efficiency meets immorality — a national tradition.
Why Inform the Target? That Would Ruin the Fun
They never tell the target he’s in a game. Of course not. If he knew, he might start asking questions, noticing odd behaviour, or — God forbid — defending himself.
And the whole scheme relies on convincing him that he is the problem. Adorable logic.
When the Target Does the Unthinkable: Wins
Then comes the plot twist: the target doesn’t collapse. He wins.
Absolute horror.
Now they must rig the game, extend it, delay every payment, and invent new absurdities just to avoid facing the mouse-shaped truth:
They owe him money.
Promises, Promises, and Other Forms of Fiction
They’ll promise payment like they’re promising world peace — dramatic but completely unserious. The promises are only meant to keep him hooked while they prep the next attack and rewrite the narrative to make him the villain.
Bonus points if they get the public to join in his downfall too. Nothing strengthens corruption like group participation.
Calling Out Cheating: Apparently a Crime
When the target says, “You’re cheating,” they gasp dramatically and accuse him of making a scene.
Translation: Why won’t you suffer quietly, you ungrateful mortal?
Once the target speaks up and exposes their cheating in a way that make sense, they offer a half-apology — a strategically crafted, emotionally hollow performance meant solely to keep him cooperating until they find a new way to stab him.
If he refuses the fake apology, he magically becomes the problem again. They try forcing him back into the game-loop, having only one ultimate hope: he eventually breaks.
Plot Twist: He Leaves the Country
The target leaves Mickey Mouse Country entirely. “If I’m the problem, I’ll remove myself. You’re welcome.”
But shockingly, they still have a problem.
How strange — if the “issue” is gone, why are they still malfunctioning?
They provide every explanation except the one that involves taking responsibility. Accountability is not part of their vocabulary. It must be a banned word.
The New Bait: A Loan And Social Help
They dig up the fact he left without paying off a loan and taking social help. Instead of being ashamed of making him jobless and stripping his rights through their corrupt judges and lawyers, they attack him again.
“He came to Mickey Mouse Country to steal our money!”Cute narrative, especially coming from people who owe him an amount large enough to pay his debt, your debt, and maybe the national debt.
Imposters, but Make It Premium Quality
Imposters exist everywhere, but the ones here come with premium features: delusion, theatrics, and a dash of cartoon villainy.
After the first lie is exposed, they still try the classic trick:
“You won! The game is over!”
As if he hasn’t heard that while being stabbed behind his back repeatedly.
The “Apology Trap”: Their Favorite Bait
He now knows their next move: a half-apology through a third person, hoping he’ll fall for it.
When he doesn’t, they recycle the same storyline: he’s the problem.
He’s memorized their tricks. He knows every beginning and every ending.
But this time — surprise — the ending is different.
Two Options Left in the Mouse Kingdom
They now have only two options:
1. Grow a Conscience
Prove they actually mean their apology and pay him. Then, maybe, there can be a new page with a real handshake.
2. Keep Playing Their Cartoon Game
They can keep manipulating, and he will keep exposing them until he finally loses interest.
One thing is guaranteed: he is never returning to their Mickey Mouse chaos again.
