Exploiter: Boss! Boss! Emergency! We’ve been caught!
Boss: Ah… yes… unfortunate. I cannot help with that.
Exploiter: But boss, you promised we wouldn’t get caught!
Boss: And you promised not to act like amateurs. Yet here we are.
Exploiter: But we’re your men! Help us!
Boss: Were my men. Past tense. I’ve upgraded to a newer model—one that doesn’t leave fingerprints everywhere.
Exploiter (whispering while hanging up): Okay, guys, pack your bags. Plan A: escape. Plan B: there is no plan B.
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